Wake Off

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

by Sunblazer November 19, 2009

Waking off

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.

"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."

by J-Raq October 22, 2006

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 17, 2009

wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

by Blackknight2011 April 29, 2011

wake-off

waking up and jacking off

this morning I had an awesome wake-off

this morning I caught my roommate waking-off

by dead water July 8, 2015

Wake me off

The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.

Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.

Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.

by Sav313 December 11, 2015