wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

wake-off by Blackknight2011 May 25, 2011

wake-off

waking up and jacking off

this morning I had an awesome wake-off

this morning I caught my roommate waking-off

wake-off by dead water July 24, 2015

Wake Off 

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

Wake Off by Sunblazer November 30, 2009

Wake me off

The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.

Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.

Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.

Wake me off by Sav313 March 20, 2016

Off The Wake 

- “Off the wake” typically means right after waking up or just getting out of bed.

“Nah, she looked mad good off the wake”

Off The Wake by nianxnain April 17, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022