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Wailing underpants
Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
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wailing wall
noun. A Facebook wall with an emotional complaint, desperate cry for help, or call for attention that draws numerous sympathetic and sentimental comments from Facebook friends.
verb. Making such a post.
verb. Making such a post.
She was really close with her pet goldfish, and after it died, her wailing wall had fifty comments! I was impressed that so many people had so much love!
After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.
After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.
wailing wall by Doctor Science November 28, 2010
wailing fisherman
A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)
After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.
wailing fisherman by cx99 December 28, 2009
wailing dick
(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.
wailing dick by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011
wailing woods
wailing woods by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018
ass-wailing
ass-wailing by random student January 1, 2008
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