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Waggledat 

The scientific measurement of booty shaking. A single waggledat is defined as the exact amount of booty shaking to give a standard single white male an erection at a dance club. Note that causing multiple erections does not necessarily give a single booty shaking a value greater than 1 wd, for the increase is measured not in quantity but in quality and therefore is valued higher only against resistance.
"OH GOD SHE'S TWERKING AT 8 WAGGLEDATS! THE DANCE FLOOR CAN'T CONTAIN THAT!"
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willy waggledagger 

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.
"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"

wagglestache 

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.
Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

wagglestick 

The penis. Synonomous with funrod, dick, cock, etc.
Stop grabbing my wagglestick, David!

Ouch! Slow down, baby! You're hurting my wagglestick!
wagglestick by Ethan Itzkow August 11, 2005

wagglesnatch 

(Noun) A waggle snatch is a girl who is not only inappropriately young for a man, but is also below the legal limit for consensual sex.
"That girl is wagglesnatch, if i sleep with her i am going to jail"
wagglesnatch by waggle June 4, 2009

wagglestank 

An expression of praise and excitement. Cool. Awesome. Great. Super. Excellent. Originated in Gainesville Fl
You want to go rollerskating! Wagglestank!
wagglestank by Wurd2yamotha August 24, 2014

wagglebag 

consisting of unintelligent actions.
1. wow dude that guy is a total wagglebag!
wagglebag by shwwing October 5, 2007