wagglestank

An expression of praise and excitement. Cool. Awesome. Great. Super. Excellent. Originated in Gainesville Fl

You want to go rollerskating! Wagglestank!

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wagglestache

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.

Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

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The penis. Synonomous with funrod, dick, cock, etc.

Stop grabbing my wagglestick, David!

Ouch! Slow down, baby! You're hurting my wagglestick!

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There's always a gagglestank outside of my local gas station at this hour.

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There is always a gagglestank at this gasstation, until the cops run them off.

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