wage

The unit of measurement for the piss of a male to make one clockwise rotation around a standard toilet bowl.

Dude, I drank so much I just went 27 wages.

My personal record is 32 wages.

by Dgrllas June 25, 2009

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

wage

The words way and huge combined. Used to describe something huger than normal hugeness.

A turd that is so large it can't be flushed without size reduction modification is wage.

by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006

wage

it is similar to own or pwn but if adds more emphesis then them.

Dude i was playin' CS:S the other day and i killed the whole T force, i was like wage!

by twohats September 27, 2007

Wages

A great, successful driver! One who is loved and appreciated by all others on the road.

That driver follows all the rules, what a real Wages!

by wagedigger July 14, 2017

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Wage gap

The wage gap is a real idea of women being paid less simply because of being women. It is a big problem for feminism, however, it actually has roots in intelectual stuff, because

1. Women are paid less because women work less.
2. Women take more time off.
3. Women are less competetive.

As You can see, feminists shoukd stop whining about this.

Woman: I hate the wage gap!
Man: Hey, VSauce, (NAME) here.

by Ayourmomhot January 29, 2022