Waffloma
Waffloma by Wafflomaman July 14, 2009
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Wafflemama
A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.
Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009
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waffleman
Often considered to be a thief due to his dark skin color. Claims to be a waffle man, but is actually a pancake man. Has homosexuality and poor sportsmanship as well, pitiful.
french wafflemaker
A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.
french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008
wafflmao
Wafflmao is a very complicated word. It is made by puting the words waffle, lawl, rofl, and lmao together. It is used to express extreme laughter, and shows that the person using it enjoys waffles.
wafflmao by arseniy klempner July 21, 2007
wafflemayo
Wafflemayo is used to replace ROFLMAO Sometimes people say wafflemao but it is actually supposed to be waffle mayo.
wafflemayo by Mwahahaha42 December 31, 2010
wafflemayos
Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"
rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo
Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).
Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo
Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).
Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
wafflemayos by van August 10, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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