wafflemayo 

Wafflemayo is used to replace ROFLMAO Sometimes people say wafflemao but it is actually supposed to be waffle mayo.

"That was so funny."

"YEAH IT WAS WAFFLEMAYO XDDD

wafflemayo by Mwahahaha42 December 31, 2010

Wafflemama 

A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.

Man, if I was older... and way ballsier... I'd be all over that wafflemama...

Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009

waffleman 

Often considered to be a thief due to his dark skin color. Claims to be a waffle man, but is actually a pancake man. Has homosexuality and poor sportsmanship as well, pitiful.

You're a waffleman? I don't really want to be your friend.

waffleman by Gigarus November 6, 2019

Wafflenator 

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.

1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles

Wafflenator by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

waffletaco 

1. n. The most amazing combination of waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held deep within oneself.

2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"

1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."

2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?

waffletaco by hxcmayownsyourface January 25, 2009

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008

wafflmao 

Wafflmao is a very complicated word. It is made by puting the words waffle, lawl, rofl, and lmao together. It is used to express extreme laughter, and shows that the person using it enjoys waffles.

"HOW I MINE FOR FISH?!?!!"
"wafflmao n00b rtfm"

wafflmao by arseniy klempner July 21, 2007