waffle it

When you've been out partying all night and you stop by the Waffle House for crappy hour.

girl #1: What do ya'll wanna do now?
girl #2: I don't know...
girl #3: Hey! Let's waffle it!
all together: Yeah!

by Aunt Heater February 6, 2007

Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

The Waffle House has found it's new host.

A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.

He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.

by Wordinternet January 14, 2023

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”

Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 16, 2023

all over it like a donkey on a waffle

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

by David Joy June 1, 2007

All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.

The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass

by Glibber flook January 15, 2023