Waffle Sex

Sexual intercourse as normal but a waffle are put inside the womans vagina and intercourse takes place. After sex the waffle is then eaten by the couple who had sex.

Andy: Yeahh she was great. We had waffle sex.
Paul: Nice one mate

Waffle Sex by Mc Kaotik February 23, 2009

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sex waffle

a nickname for a spouse or bestfriend similar to love muffin

hey there sex waffle, looking good, hows life?

sex waffle by truntington August 23, 2011

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Sex Waffles

When the male puts his semen in a Belgian waffle and then the female puts her pussy juice into the same Belgian waffle and then they eat it.

"Yeah, we had sex waffles for dinner."

Sex Waffles by Paper Mate_1 May 3, 2010

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Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

Sexual Waffles by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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