A wackronym is the term coined to define all the simply stupid acronyms we are bombarded with via AIM, MSNchat, Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, BBim, Ichat, and all other forms of modern communication.

LMFAO, OMG, dude, this chick was DTF, but I didnt have a condom. WTF, SMH, FML. . .

Bro, easy on the wackronyms.

Wackronym by Iambetterthanyouu June 10, 2009

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wackronym

wackronym is a play on acronym, meaning an abbreviation using the first letters of words. NOW is the acronym for the National Organization of Women, just as TOAST is the acronym for Tits on a Stick. Less of a mouthful -- no pun intended. a wackronym is a retarded acronym that is actually no shorter than the phrase it 'abbreviates'. "htf did you do that" is actually no easier to say than "how the fuck did you do that". therefore it's not an acronym, but a wackronym.

paramedic: "victim has multiple gsw's to the sternum!"
nurse alice: "if I've explained this once, I've explained it a thousand times: gsw is a stupid wackronym. It wastes time. Instead, why not just say 'gunshot wound' -- it's actually two syllables shorter, fuckmeat."
victim: "help... me..."

wackronym by evil alice June 18, 2008

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Wacksonville

Another name for the big lame city of Jacksonville, FL.

Lisa: I can't wait to go to Jacksonville tomorrow!

Tommy: Who wants to go to Wacksonville?

Wacksonville by Apples and Bananas 101 March 26, 2010

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wackdonald

When something or someone is so boring it makes you think of putting a gun to your head or biting down on a cyanide capsule just to ease the boredom

"Dude, my date was a total wackdonald, I was so close to just bitin down on a cyanide capsule."

"This show is beyond wackdonald."

wackdonald by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008

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