Janis's definitions

PETA

A huge, worldwide animal rights organization. They claim to be in support of helping animals, but they don't actually do anything productive. PETA spends its funds on creating stickers that say things like "Leather Is For Losers" and distributing them, instead of providing homes for stray animals like humane societies or trying to pass legislation like the ASPCA.

PETA gives vegetarians and animal rights activists a bad name.

by Janis January 18, 2006

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

by Janis September 5, 2005

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 17, 2005

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 9, 2004

racked

To have large breasts.

Man, that fat computer geek sure is racked!

by Janis September 26, 2004

numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005