Janis's definitions

afai

Abbreviation for "as far as I".

Afai could see, there was no property damage.

by Janis January 22, 2005

revenge

A baby with a dingo in its mouth.

There is no example necessary.

by Janis January 26, 2005

ignorant

A term used by certain minorites to describe anyone who is pissing them off. Ironically, ask them what it means, and they won't have a clue. All you'll get as an answer is a clenched fist to the head (for being ignorant of course).

Student: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Not right now.
Student: Man, you is fuckin' ignorant!

by Janis February 1, 2005

with a capital

This phrase adds emphasis to something, and is followed by the first letter in the word.

Man, I am Hungry with a capital H!
(I am very hungry).

He's Stupid with a capital S!
(He is very stupid.)

by Janis March 11, 2005

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005