Janis's definitions

lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.

1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.

by Janis November 30, 2004

niggeress

A black female.
Can also be spelled niggress.

The niggeress robbed the liquor store down the street.

by Janis January 31, 2005

dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.

"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"

by Janis June 25, 2004

stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.

OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)

by Janis December 29, 2004

hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.

I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.

by Janis June 28, 2004

Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.

I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.

by Janis February 6, 2005

buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.

I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.

by Janis June 28, 2004