Janis's definitions

buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.

I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.

by Janis June 28, 2004

visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

by Janis September 5, 2005

racked

To have large breasts.

Man, that fat computer geek sure is racked!

by Janis September 26, 2004

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 9, 2004

download

A term used by computer illiterate people to describe every action they do on the computer.
They think they sound like they know what they are doing and are computer-smart, but in reality, they're complete morons.

I downloaded the report to my boss.

Do you know how to download these mp3's on my desktop to a CD so I can play them on my walkman?

by Janis December 10, 2004

numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

with a capital

This phrase adds emphasis to something, and is followed by the first letter in the word.

Man, I am Hungry with a capital H!
(I am very hungry).

He's Stupid with a capital S!
(He is very stupid.)

by Janis March 11, 2005