Wabin 

A Annoying Person and in Thai it means Cow flies

Usually his/her name is
John
Jeff
Calvin
Susan
Henry

Omg Wabin is coming!
Wabin is doing something stupid

Wabin by Hiyoko chanc February 1, 2019

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

chrissy wabi 

the morning after heavy binge drinking and drunk food you proceed to vomit on top of the enormous DADS (day after drinking shits) you just took.

Friend: did you see chrissy wabi last night?
Me: No but I just agressively wabi'd in the bathroom downstairs after thinking about her

chrissy wabi by Brian Hoff October 21, 2013

wabungus 

A humorous pufferfish, usually in the state in which it is full of air.

yo, that fish is a total wabungus.
y'all seen that wabungus image on instagram?

wabungus by moldybongwater September 29, 2020

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

ball wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick wading 

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

dick wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016