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What Would Steven Colbert Do?
Boy, I am in a pickle! WWSCD?
WWSCD by Eleib September 16, 2008
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"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.
Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
WWJCD by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013
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What Would Carl Sagan Do?
WWCSD by sciencenutter November 6, 2012
What Would Master Chief Do?, a parody of WWJD, what would Jesus do?
"Son are you wearing your WWMCD bracelet?"

"Dad I haven't wore that since 8th grade."

"Steven!"
WWMCD by Zac guy February 5, 2009
What would ceiling cat do? Comes from icanhascheezburger.com, a lolcat site
The kitten wondered, WWCCD? bite mommy cat's tail or not?
wwccd? by Melissa 88 January 17, 2009
What Would Steve Jobs Do?
WWSJD?
wwsjd by J3NN1F3R00 January 7, 2011
What Would Master Chief Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by Master Chief would work.
Example #1

Marine 1: Ok, we are stuck behind enemy lines with no ammo and virtually no chance of survival...

Marine 2: We need a plan.... WWMCD?

Example #2

whenever Chuck Norris is in a tough situation he thinks to himself......WWMCD???
WWMCD by THE KARP August 30, 2009
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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