WTFTP 

A contraction of the acronyms WTF and FTP, roughly meaning What The Fucking File Transfer Protocol. It is commonly used in the computer industry to BS someone that doesn't know what you are talking about.

"Well your internet isn't working because the WTFTP is having issues connecting to the server."

WTFTP by Rodney Skinner July 3, 2008

WTTPB 

Welcome To The Party Bitch. Normally a welcome said to babies that are born at wooked out jam fests. Usually the newborn is christened with a deemster shotgun straight to the dome. Originated on Phantasy Tour (PT).

Dude #1: At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. This is where it gets crazy...

It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "Welcome To The Party Bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous.

Dude #2: WTTPB indeed!!

WTTPB by God420 March 26, 2011

wtftm 

acronym: "whatever the fuck that means"

commonly used after something vague or ambiguous has been said. Also used when a difficult word arises in conversation or reading.

"She said that I don't get her, wtftm..."
Brutus's betrayal was egregious, wtftm.

wtf whatever ambiguous vague huh uh

wtftm by Ted Mahla October 22, 2010

wtfjpn 

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003

WTFUppercut 

A "what the fuck" moment in which you just got pwned.

Person1 *Betrays Person2 with a melee from behind*

Person2: WTFUppercut!

WTFUppercut by J_MASTER March 19, 2010

wtfpwn

Wtfpwn, v. - To pwn very hard, ostensibly to the point of making the pwnee say "wtf"

OMG ROFLZ!11 I wtfpwn j00 l4m3r!!!1

wtfpwn by Allen D May 3, 2004