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WTFJB, enough already, we can't afford it.
WTFJB by 2B+ December 25, 2022
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Able to be 'whatthef-ed' at; Stupid, or confusing.
When Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock, the public was so puzzled that the event was named wtfable.
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A new yet unknown phenomena. When a person (usually a lolcow) posted something that was very serious in an extreme manner, the flamming/trolling against these types of people immediately stops and he or she becomes a wtfbull for the rest of their lives. Unlike lolcows, wtfbulls grows an amount of wtf and lose (similar to how a bull grows its horns). Due to this, the said person can cause you to go insane.

Do not approach them, avoid them at all cost and run for your life because you may get hurt by their "wtf" horns.

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Run! This lolcow is now a wtfbull, run as fast as your can!
wtfbull by TheDickSwordz December 22, 2021
1. An internet video clip of an epic explosion. Many people use this in case of weegee or some other catastrophic event occuring.
2. A internet meme which people say when some one nterrupts there conversation: like a ninja.
1.
Weegee: You will DIE.
Person: WTFBOOM!!! *explodes*
2.
Person A: So what else u wanna talk about?
Person B: I really don't kno-
Random Noob: HAI THERE
Person A: WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *explodes*
wtfboom by WTFBoom123 June 18, 2011
Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.
User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn
wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

WTFBombs 

Famous ASCII shit! ROFLCOPTER, WTFBOMBS, LOLLERSKATES, etc
LOL YUO FAG.. THAT ROFLCOPTER DROPPED teh WTFBombs
WTFBombs by LiquidfusioNz June 25, 2005
What the fuck just happened?

Use as needed.
Man1: dude i got a new car today!! :D
Man2: oh really what kind?
Man1: No, I don't, thats disgusting!
Man2: wait... what? I just asked what kind of car it was.
Man1: Oh my god! You sick jerk! *signs off*
Man2: ...
Man2: wtfjh
wtfjh by BDZ292 March 7, 2010
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