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What The Fuck Am I Doing (WTFAID)

Used on the eve of something really stupid/dangerous that makes you wonder what the hell your doing
When on the verge of skydiving and parachuting in the mouth of the volcano, Jed came to a realization

Jed: WTFAID?
WTFAID by Tom Hanks is a Boss December 14, 2010
Words you can keep
You're an idiot, so I have to ask wtfayd?
wtfayd by Nocus February 26, 2012
Related Words
Person 1: *posts picture of fat bitch shoving a doll into her vagina*
Person 2: wtfaila?
wtfaila by do it fgt November 26, 2011
Basically, What the fail.
Dude: I Love You Man
Girl: Wtfail
Other guy: Lol
wtfail by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009

Wtfadiculous 

When something is so CRAZY you want to say "what the fuck" and "that's ridiculous " at the same time with using profanity.
I'VE APPLIED TO SO MANY JOBS, IT'S WTFADICULOUS!
Wtfadiculous by DH777 June 1, 2018
When a subject, has something happen to them or around them that is a what the fuck or what the fail moment. But at the same time.
Kid 1: Did you see that photo on thisisphotobomb.com?
Kid 2: Yeah! Like that photo where a couple was kissing and there was a girl in the background that looked like a wild Snorlax appearing?
Kid 1: Ahaha! Yes! Like, WTFAIL???!?!?!?
Kid 2: Bahahaha! What a noob.
Kid 1: BTW, this is a terrible example.
Kid 2: Yeah, you're going to get alot of thumbs down, douchebag.
wtfail by attachedxD November 22, 2009

WTFandango 

WTFandango is that jew doing dressed up as Jesus?
WTFandango by Joseph duncombe October 29, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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