Nocus's definitions

defenestration

The act of throwing out Microsoft Windows and running Apple OS X/iOS or Android/Linux.

My defenestration was complete when I replaced my Dell with an iMac and synced my iPad and iPhone with it.

by Nocus December 17, 2012

nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

by Nocus February 20, 2009

wtfayd

What The Fuck Are You Doing?

You're an idiot, so I have to ask wtfayd?

by Nocus February 26, 2012

gircle

a circle in Google+

I added you to my gircles.

I found you on Gircle. (Instead of the time-consuming, "I found you on Google Plus.")

by Nocus July 13, 2011