Definitions by Nocus

defenestration 

The act of throwing out Microsoft Windows and running Apple OS X/iOS or Android/Linux.

My defenestration was complete when I replaced my Dell with an iMac and synced my iPad and iPhone with it.

defenestration by Nocus December 17, 2012

wtfayd 

What The Fuck Are You Doing?

You're an idiot, so I have to ask wtfayd?

wtfayd by Nocus February 26, 2012

gircle 

a circle in Google+

I added you to my gircles.

I found you on Gircle. (Instead of the time-consuming, "I found you on Google Plus.")

gircle by Nocus July 13, 2011

nerd whistle 

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

nerd whistle by Nocus February 20, 2009