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WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!
Related Words
WTCFL • wcfl • WTCF • wtfl • wtflocka • WTCL • WTClemp • wtfcles • wtfcleona • WTFClock
A phrase indicative of a mistake made (usually a simple typo) due to Clemptor, also know as Clemp for short. Made famous for it's use in the popular online networking site, IFHY.
Person 1: Waht's up guys?
Person 1: WTClemp!?
Person 2: Haha. You fail.
WTClemp by C CAMBRON March 23, 2009
used like an alternative to "WTF" but it's more cleaner
Girl: Hey did you know that we're having a pop quiz today?
Girl: Are you serious? WTflip!!! D:
wtflip by kittykatspade August 5, 2010

WTFLOLBBQ 

An exclamation of extreme surprise, used when writing online and not commonly pronounced, can be combined with OMG for an extra surprise/irony.
Guy: So then he grabbed his sword and STABBED HIMSELF
Guy2: WTFLOLBBQ!!

Girl: and then I opened the closet and found A DEAD BODY!!
Girl2: OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!
WTFLOLBBQ by OnixNix August 31, 2010
Wtflol is a combination of wtf - what the f**k and lol - laughing out loud. It's meaning is simple and expresses a state of amusement and being surprised at the same tim. Used in mmo games when a lowbie char is trying to pwn u, gets flagged and then being 1shot by you.
PwnZ0r: omg, this dude came and tried to anchor me. So I hit him and dealed 4567 dmg.
Try2ownMe: wtflol :)
wtflol by whizzk1d September 10, 2007

wtflunch 

A combination of "wtf" and "lunch?". This word is used to remind someone that it is lunch time, often used when it is later than usual and the person who says it is starving.

This word serves a dual purpose: (1) to inform someone that you are hungry and (2) to express rage over the fact that it is way past lunch time, yet nobody has suggested to go.
Jonathan: wtflunch??
Steve: Sure where?

Jonathan: wtflunch????
Tanner: Geez, calm down man.. I brought mine.
wtflunch by DJayC August 24, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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