WOW! 

A term used by a woman meaning which can have different meanings like "oh my gawd! I can't believe someone could be so stupid!", "how could somebody be so oblivious?! Pay attention! " or "how could somebody be such a careless ass hole."

1. Friend 1: "That chick has slept with 20 different people this week and asked how she got an STD!"
Friend 2: "WOW!"
2. Girl: "Seriously? She has liked you for over a year and you're just now figuring it out?! Not only have people been talking about forever she's can't keep from acting like a spaz when you are around!"
Guy: "No I didn't know"
Girl: "WOW!"

3: Friend 1: "He cheated on me three times and when I found out said I was the most useless thing on earth and then left"
Friend 2: "WOW! "

WOW! by jp0217<3 August 6, 2014

WOW! 

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.

I was sucking his dick and all of a sudden -- WOW!

WOW! by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

WOW! 

What your AP calculus teacher writes on your question when you get a zero and do the whole thing wrong.

Guy 1: Yo my calc teacher wrote WOW! on my test
Guy 2: Oh good job
Guy 3: I got the whole thing wrong...it makes me feel worse about myself

WOW! by concept not format October 20, 2019

WOW 

an expression you use when you're surprised or disappointed or sarcastic.

Child: I got 5% on my test

parent: WOW

WOW by skinny mini May 23, 2019

wow 

The most dangerous word a man can hear in an argument. One that means he has simultaneously lost the argument and his relationship.

Man "So this is all about you? I don't ever remember the last time we did something I wanted to do."
Woman "Wow"
Man "I'll have my stuff out tomorrow"

wow by andersna75 March 20, 2016

WOW 

Stands for "Words Of Wisdom".

See, that right there is just...WOW!

WOW by bitstripslang April 27, 2016

wow 

a term used for sarcasm or if you don't like someone or something that someone says. or an expression of happiness.

"I hope I never lie to him"
"Wow, really?"

"Oh yea i'm going out with your boyfriend"
"Wow."

"WOW! I FREAKING LOVE YOU!"

wow by TiffanyLeigh October 28, 2009