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WOW!

A term used by a woman meaning which can have different meanings like "oh my gawd! I can't believe someone could be so stupid!", "how could somebody be so oblivious?! Pay attention! " or "how could somebody be such a careless ass hole."
1. Friend 1: "That chick has slept with 20 different people this week and asked how she got an STD!"
Friend 2: "WOW!"
2. Girl: "Seriously? She has liked you for over a year and you're just now figuring it out?! Not only have people been talking about forever she's can't keep from acting like a spaz when you are around!"
Guy: "No I didn't know"
Girl: "WOW!"

3: Friend 1: "He cheated on me three times and when I found out said I was the most useless thing on earth and then left"
Friend 2: "WOW! "
by jp0217<3 August 6, 2014
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WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.
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WOW!

What your AP calculus teacher writes on your question when you get a zero and do the whole thing wrong.
Guy 1: Yo my calc teacher wrote WOW! on my test
Guy 2: Oh good job
Guy 3: I got the whole thing wrong...it makes me feel worse about myself
by concept not format October 20, 2019
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an expression you use when you're surprised or disappointed or sarcastic.
Child: I got 5% on my test

parent: WOW
by skinny mini May 23, 2019
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The most dangerous word a man can hear in an argument. One that means he has simultaneously lost the argument and his relationship.
Man "So this is all about you? I don't ever remember the last time we did something I wanted to do."
Woman "Wow"
Man "I'll have my stuff out tomorrow"
by andersna75 March 20, 2016
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See, that right there is just...WOW!
by bitstripslang April 27, 2016
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a term used for sarcasm or if you don't like someone or something that someone says. or an expression of happiness.
"I hope I never lie to him"
"Wow, really?"

"Oh yea i'm going out with your boyfriend"
"Wow."

"WOW! I FREAKING LOVE YOU!"
by TiffanyLeigh October 28, 2009
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