windshield 

Windshield can mean two different things. The common usage for using windshield is on a front window of a car.
The second common usage for windshield is whether. The speed of wind, which is used on the news. I am sure you've heard.

Your car's windshield needs new windshield wipers.

The windshield today is 5 mph.

windshield by #Let's Get Lost Someday September 5, 2016

Windshield

What everyone in the 80s and 90s thought radio weather forecasters were saying when referring to how cold the air temperature felt when taking into account the wind.

Hey Janice, it's 5 below zero out here. Yeah but the windshield is 30 below!

Windshield by Juicelogger May 14, 2026

windshield wiper fluid 

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.

-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

windshield wiper fluid by a handicap. September 7, 2022

windshield shark 

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

windshield shark by Daewoo Q. Android August 23, 2007

Windshield Wiper 

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.

This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.

Windshield Wiper by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007

Windshield Time 

The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.

Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.

Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.

Windshield Time by chevolay May 30, 2009

windshield hickey 

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.

I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.

windshield hickey by DrPhil August 4, 2011