Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".
First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.
She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.
First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.
She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.
by Hiccup July 21, 2006
Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.
Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.
Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.
by Dirtymatrix101 July 11, 2008
When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer
by team anal March 25, 2014
Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.
Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.
Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.
by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009
The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.
Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.
by GermanPizzaEater January 7, 2023
Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
by Osra April 21, 2021