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The act of taking a picture of yourself and at least one other person. Usually making a weird face and then posting it on a website such as Facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Girl 1: what are you doing?
Girl 2: taking a selfie
Girl 1: can I join?
Girl 2: ya we can make it a withie
Withie by Jackholejhole December 20, 2013
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WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?
WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/
Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
It means NO!
Guy: Do you think I’m hot?

Girl: Sorry, Wititit
Wititit by gabriel_e March 18, 2019

Dr. Witinok 

A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks
Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class

Person B: Learned about rocks?

Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?

Person B: No but I can believe that.
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AR Witabeam

Adam Tyler Reavis, better known as "AR Witabeam" was born September 30, 1998 in Clevegas. Adam grew up and currently resides in Cleveland, Tennessee. Adam is aCleveland High School alumni, as he graduated with his Diploma in May of 2016. Adam is an American rapper, Music Producer, and Video producer. In September of 2019 he started the launch of his music career, going by the name "AR Witabeam" (pronounced AYE-ar-Wit-ah-Beam). He is currently signed to Central Square Records, and is continuing to rise in popularity.
Bruh, have you heard of AR Witabeam? Ya that's tall G-Eazy lookin' mutha fucka from Chatt town.
AR Witabeam by arwitabeam October 28, 2019