windowed
I windowed her last night!!
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Windowed
Windowed by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019
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windowed • rear windowed • Windowectomy • widowed • wiidowed • Windowdancer • windowdoor • windower • Windowledging • Windowned
rear windowed
When a women usually older than a man's
Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs
Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs
rear windowed by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025
Operator widowed
When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.
“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”
Operator widowed by Cassieclaimsthis April 14, 2022
Windowectomy
A window installed in your stomache so you can see where your going , since your head is shoved so far up your own ass it's clearly obstructing your vision.
Your so full of shit you need a windowectomy.
Windowectomy by FergieNSP November 5, 2019
Windowsed
What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.
Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010
Wondowed
A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...
In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.
In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.
Wondowed by CrimsonCurse May 20, 2015
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