windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

by 281298 October 5, 2016

Windowed

To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.

I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!

by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

Operator widowed

When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.

“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”

by Cassieclaimsthis April 14, 2022

Windowectomy

A window installed in your stomache so you can see where your going , since your head is shoved so far up your own ass it's clearly obstructing your vision.

Your so full of shit you need a windowectomy.

by FergieNSP November 5, 2019

Windowsed

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

Wondowed

A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...

In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.

I played him a perfect through ball, but he wondowed it and then we lost in extra time...

by CrimsonCurse May 20, 2015