What the man

What the man, is like what the fuck or hell, but instead we change it to man

Sara : oh shit i spilled your tea!
Me : dude, what the man?!?

by Laralaraonthewall November 23, 2021

what the chick man

What the chick man is widely used by people who go by the names of Eva, Payton, Evan, Sam, Zander, and Lullaby. It is used when one says something very fucking dumb like themselves.

DP: Dewey Is the worst character ever and he deserves to die alone, that worthless fuck.

*side eye* “What the chick man

Or

LA: you should leave ace for me

EA: what the chick man?

by Dan Te June 27, 2023

what the fug man

what the fug man is a term made up by the amzing Seth Miesner when he was in middle school. It was made cuz he couldnt swear so he said "what the fug man" instead.

"what the fug man" "me too Jim"

by "mario is fat" -me too jim November 15, 2020

what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 20, 2021

What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

by Rustee John April 19, 2008