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V. Taking time to enjoy yourself and the company of others. Often takes place on a couch or other comfortable piece of furniture. Some people may do so by drinking a beer, smoking some weed, or just over all relaxing. #OccupyCouch
Originated in Northern California and is Popular amongst college campus' such as University of Oregon, CU Boulder, Mizzou, UC Davis, and Fordham University.
Washer 1: Damn dude, you've been studying all day. How long are you going to be washing for when your done?

Washer 2: At least three hours, I'm going #OccupyCouch hard.
Washer 1: Awesome, I may come by and occupy with you, I've had a long day as well.
Washing by WasherNation April 2, 2012
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A male drug user usually cocain. Who likes to be Pegged while on a Line. (WASHING)
Washing, Pegged, Pegging
Washing by Intel Offtel May 1, 2021

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

Washing your Balls 

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013

washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.
Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity
Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up
Washing Machwank by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

Washing the log 

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.
Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!
Washing the log by Baud May 18, 2013
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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