Würgler

A man that is closer to god than his own mom, with roots from Schweiz, Turkey and Sweden. He possesses the power to move mountains, slay lions, and dominate his classmates. With a penis the size of an anaconda and the mind of an elephant he can do anything.

Waiter: hello sir what can i get you?
Würgler: man shut yo bitch ass up

Waiter: sorry sir???
Würgler: man move your fat ass before i call my home boys.