Würgler

A man that is closer to god than his own mom, with roots from Schweiz, Turkey and Sweden. He possesses the power to move mountains, slay lions, and dominate his classmates. With a penis the size of an anaconda and the mind of an elephant he can do anything.

Waiter: hello sir what can i get you?
Würgler: man shut yo bitch ass up

Waiter: sorry sir???
Würgler: man move your fat ass before i call my home boys.

Würgler by Kivikillgodman February 8, 2023

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wurgle

When a ferret wants to strech,it does this: It will flip on its back and pull it's paws over its face behind its ears, afterwords it will put its hands on to floor and use them to propell itself around in a backwards circle wile kicking from side to side making a wormlike motion. My brother and I have dubbed this behavior wurgling.

The sleepy ferret wurgled from side to side to start a new day.

wurgle by Evil Onion January 2, 2006

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Guzzle Wuggleridedled

When you confuse someone so hard that they cannot bear the power you just used on them, to the point where they disappear into the void.

"Dude don't go near that magician."

"What, why not?"

"John asked to see a magic trick, and he was so Guzzle Wuggleridedled that he disappeared!"

Guzzle Wuggleridedled by Guzzle Wuggleridedler December 27, 2021

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wurgle

verb:
1. To be in the semi-conscious, unenthusiastic and unintelligible state one is in before one has fully woken up, and when one would would rather be in bed.
2. To behave as one does when in such a state.

exclamation:
1. Morning greeting used when the wurgler is in such a state.

06:01 * foo wurgles
06:05 <bar> urgh, wurgle
07:00 <baz> morning.

wurgle by phunky42 November 15, 2007