A person (or animal) who is far too sexually excited at all times. One who is arroused sexually most of the day and tries to hide it in very odd and awkward ways.
"That guy keeps sticking his hand in his pants to hide his erection, what a werglet"
"Whenever that chick gets drunk, she's always rubbing herself on everything she can. Get that werglet to my house"
A push notification from a news app that appears on your cell phone. Often confused with text messages because of similar sound. Could related to anything from weather to traffic to police activity to sports.
"Who keeps texting you?"
"They're weaglerts. Traffic backed up, storm and cold weather coming, water main break, shooting downtown. "
Wergling is an incredibly complex sex move. To wergle, many things are required:
1. Two and a half ducks. Any more would ruin the experience.
2. Satanically purify your body before wergling.
3. All sex must be done on the remains of pearl harbor.
4. Both people must be wearing Howie Mandel masks throughout the entire wergle.
5. Eat 1 and a half of the ducks.
6. Afterwards, you must watch the bonus CD for monsters vs aliens 2.
Yo I hardcore wergled your girl last night -Why?
Just seemed like she really wated to wergle.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!