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That wergler never pays for dinner. That wergler never drives.
Wergler by Crank yanker July 14, 2013
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A person (or animal) who is far too sexually excited at all times. One who is arroused sexually most of the day and tries to hide it in very odd and awkward ways.
"That guy keeps sticking his hand in his pants to hide his erection, what a werglet"

"Whenever that chick gets drunk, she's always rubbing herself on everything she can. Get that werglet to my house"
werglet by dabbo99 September 20, 2008
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Wergle is a verb. It means to move in a sexual and erotic manner at any time in any place. It can also define masturbation.
I want to wergle in the shower for another half an hour.
wergle by Penis Bobshure August 26, 2006
Damn, dat bitch just got wergered
Werger by Jimbouie November 4, 2008
1.)A word used in replace of a swear
2.)A word used to show evil and crazy thoughts
1.)What?? I got a D? Oh crap..ah..eh..weegler!
2.)MWHAHAHA! Weeeeeeeeegler....*evil grin*

weaglert 

A push notification from a news app that appears on your cell phone. Often confused with text messages because of similar sound. Could related to anything from weather to traffic to police activity to sports.
"Who keeps texting you?"

"They're weaglerts. Traffic backed up, storm and cold weather coming, water main break, shooting downtown. "
weaglert by Wes Palmer March 15, 2014
Wergling is an incredibly complex sex move. To wergle, many things are required:
1. Two and a half ducks. Any more would ruin the experience.
2. Satanically purify your body before wergling.
3. All sex must be done on the remains of pearl harbor.
4. Both people must be wearing Howie Mandel masks throughout the entire wergle.
5. Eat 1 and a half of the ducks.
6. Afterwards, you must watch the bonus CD for monsters vs aliens 2.
Yo I hardcore wergled your girl last night
-Why?
Just seemed like she really wated to wergle.
Wergle by Bilbongg May 25, 2016
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