Wergler
Wergler by Crank yanker July 14, 2013
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werglet
A person (or animal) who is far too sexually excited at all times. One who is arroused sexually most of the day and tries to hide it in very odd and awkward ways.
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weaglert
A push notification from a news app that appears on your cell phone. Often confused with text messages because of similar sound. Could related to anything from weather to traffic to police activity to sports.
"Who keeps texting you?"
"They're weaglerts. Traffic backed up, storm and cold weather coming, water main break, shooting downtown. "
"They're weaglerts. Traffic backed up, storm and cold weather coming, water main break, shooting downtown. "
weaglert by Wes Palmer March 15, 2014
Wergle
Wergling is an incredibly complex sex move. To wergle, many things are required:
1. Two and a half ducks. Any more would ruin the experience.
2. Satanically purify your body before wergling.
3. All sex must be done on the remains of pearl harbor.
4. Both people must be wearing Howie Mandel masks throughout the entire wergle.
5. Eat 1 and a half of the ducks.
6. Afterwards, you must watch the bonus CD for monsters vs aliens 2.
1. Two and a half ducks. Any more would ruin the experience.
2. Satanically purify your body before wergling.
3. All sex must be done on the remains of pearl harbor.
4. Both people must be wearing Howie Mandel masks throughout the entire wergle.
5. Eat 1 and a half of the ducks.
6. Afterwards, you must watch the bonus CD for monsters vs aliens 2.