valcanus

The ever elusive prolapsed asshole

Dude, it took me 24 years to finally find a valcanus, the chick could have been the next contestant on my 600 pound life.

by Touchmyzipper April 19, 2024

Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010

Volcanus

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum

by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

volcanus

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.

Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.

"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"

After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.

by Professor Poo April 16, 2010

Volcanus

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.

by Eulemur September 6, 2018

Volcanus

Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.

(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)

Damnit, I stepped on a Volcanus and it cut my foot as I tried to board Volcanus Island 1.

by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

by Blake January 17, 2004