valcanus
Dude, it took me 24 years to finally find a valcanus, the chick could have been the next contestant on my 600 pound life.
valcanus by Touchmyzipper April 19, 2024
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Anus Volcanus
Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
Anus Volcanus by poobicus August 21, 2010
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Volcanus
A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees
That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.
spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum
spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum
Volcanus by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009
volcanus
Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
volcanus by Professor Poo April 16, 2010
Volcanus
The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in
The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.
It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.
It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.
Volcanus
Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.
(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)
(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)
Volcanus by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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