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So be prepared for what I'm about to tell you. I like you. I'm a goddamn simp. OHIO was right and he probably doesn't even know. Now I'm pretty sure you're a minor but I hope you weren't lying when you said you were 12. Honestly I trust you as I trust Megamind, and I suppose that says something. But because of my feelings, I guess you could say my soul has become a cancer. Anyway but I seriously feel messed up for these feelings, and I really don't know what to do at this point. Telling you is my last desperate attempt to do something about the gay these feelings are causing. Now if it isn't obvious by now, I don't expect you to like me back. I expect the opposite if anything. I just can't continue to hang around you while I feel this way. I feel like Jared Fogle honestly. I've never felt this strongly about someone before. Hell, I have no idea what you look like and I still feel this way. (In case you feel you need to, no, you do not have to show you my face. I don't plan on showing mine.) Honestly though, if I were to guess your age I'd say you're 15, 16, or maybe even 17. You don't seem like a 12 year old. I feel you and I have some similarities. I have no idea why these feelings are so strong. I've never felt this way about someone before. I sincerely apologize, and apologize deeply if I've made you uncomfortable. For all I know I could be handling this shit very poorly, which if I am, at least I'll learn something.
Vreyne loves little kids.
Vreyne by Crabby_Souls October 16, 2020
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Vrene is perfect couple in the world
vrene by Kimchi is good October 13, 2020
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a very beautiful person, who is perfect in every way shape and form
vrenee is so hot
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Vreyder is a handsome individual who everyone love to be around. He is very charming and all of the girls desire to be with him. Vreyder’s are very nice to everyone that they meet, and everyone wants to be more like him. Vreyder’s tend to keep much to themselves but are amazing companions to those he chooses to be with.
“I wish that I was like Vreyder”
Vreyder by Goofball 118 March 20, 2025
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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