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To stick your nose in someone’s vagina and blow as hard as possible.
Hey bro once I vosed a bitch so hard that she broke up with me
Vose by Silly sister November 24, 2018
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I’d like a glass of vosè please.
Vosè by Vosè Inventor April 28, 2022
Related Words
Vose • Vosean • VOSEC • Voseme • Voser • briannah vose

briannah vose 

Wonderful name but not cool hot nice but rude. Briannah vose will be one of the most nicest are the most rudest person you'll ever meet.
Wow she's really kind but she's kind of mean in a way I guess you could say she's a Briannah vose
briannah vose by Yours truly_101 October 11, 2018
Unnecessarily pretentious; trying to appear more cultured than one is, but unintentionally coming off as being a Hipster.
"This seasoned quinoa leaves much to be desired."
"Stop being so fucking vosean, we're in McDonalds."

"I've got my shredded scarf and skinny jeans on: time to hit Shoreditch!"
"We're going to the pub around the corner, you vosean tosser."
Vosean by The.Earl May 29, 2013
A gay teen, with a shaggy dog, and is never right
Omg that girl is such a voser!
Voser by Shannon Lowery May 13, 2019
V=victim
O=of
S=Self
E=Esteem
C=Crusher
"Dude I ran into my ex with her new boyfriend yesterday. I'm a serious VOSEC right now."
VOSEC by DJpwnsYOURface March 30, 2009
Voseme is a given name, meaning: 'fulfill me' it is originated from Rivers state,Ahoada west, Engenni. It is pronounced as Vor-se-me(as in men). Voseme is a loyal friend who is someone you can talk to about anything. Voseme also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't want others to worry about her . She will care for you through thick and thin so don't hurt her. Voseme is also a loyal girlfriend . She loves adventures and people being themselves. She can care for people really quickly but she gets hurt if they just push her away . You will be lucky to have a Voseme.
A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around. She can be a lil moody at times but, aren't all girls that way. You have to be very patient with her to. No matter what she does she always has good intention. When your with a Voseme you have to be very trust worthy because she trusts with all her heart. Lets not for get about the love you get from her. When she loves she loves for real and its that type of love that you don't want to go away. If you love a Voseme it would be like losing everything and everyone you have. I love you babe.
Person 1 - do you know a good person to talk to about your problems

Person 2- yeah go talk to Voseme she will help you

There are no words to describe a Voseme🌼.
Voseme by Jasmine steven October 8, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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