-Verb - To Vortube someone is to continuously show them streams of online videos preventing them from leaving the room or doing any thing productive.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.
Jamie: "Oh man, I just got Vortubed and I have an essay due tomorrow"
Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."