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-Verb - To Vortube someone is to continuously show them streams of online videos preventing them from leaving the room or doing any thing productive.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.

Jamie: "Oh man, I just got Vortubed and I have an essay due tomorrow"

Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."

Vortube by Kennaez June 4, 2011

Words you can keep

Vertubenflugen

A word made up by Betty White as her character Rose Nylund on Golden Girls meaning “horn”.

“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen” is equivalent to “I’m not one to toot my own horn.” To “too one’s own horn” is an informal North American expression meaning to talk boastfully about oneself or one’s achievements.

“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.”

Vertubenflugen by msr January 12, 2022

Related Words

Vortube • vertubenflugen • Voretuber • Vortues • vorture

Vortues

A skin condition on the hands/fingers, usually looks like rough skin, or possibly even hundreds of tiny warts. Common in people with sweaty palms. Not contagious or problematic.

"Holy crap did you see all of mikes Vortues?"
"Yeah they're getting pretty bad"

Vortues by Jimmytree October 27, 2011

vertubenflugen

Vertubenflugen is a made up word by Rose Nylund (Betty White) used in St. Olaf (her hometown) meaning virginity

I'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen

vertubenflugen by LeeDen001 August 14, 2020

vorture

Torture, however, when the victim does not give in to a torture method, you cut off and eat one of their fingers or toes without chewing. just straight down the hatch.

guy 1: Dude, Hitler was so cruel to the Jews with all of his gas chambers!
guy 2: Their lucky that vorture wasn't involved.
guy 1: Shit, You Right!

vorture by vorture master 69 June 27, 2021

Voretuber

A VTuber who likes to pretend to consume (or actually consume) their viewers.

- Have you seen Awawa's recent stream?
- Nah, dude, I'm not into voretubers.

Voretuber by VulvesInculta April 16, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026