Vortube

-Verb - To Vortube someone is to continuously show them streams of online videos preventing them from leaving the room or doing any thing productive.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.

Jamie: "Oh man, I just got Vortubed and I have an essay due tomorrow"

Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."

by Kennaez June 4, 2011

Vertubenflugen

A word made up by Betty White as her character Rose Nylund on Golden Girls meaning “horn”.

“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen” is equivalent to “I’m not one to toot my own horn.” To “too one’s own horn” is an informal North American expression meaning to talk boastfully about oneself or one’s achievements.

“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.”

by msr January 12, 2022

Vortues

A skin condition on the hands/fingers, usually looks like rough skin, or possibly even hundreds of tiny warts. Common in people with sweaty palms. Not contagious or problematic.

"Holy crap did you see all of mikes Vortues?"
"Yeah they're getting pretty bad"

by Jimmytree October 27, 2011

vertubenflugen

Vertubenflugen is a made up word by Rose Nylund (Betty White) used in St. Olaf (her hometown) meaning virginity

I'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen

by LeeDen001 August 14, 2020

vorture

Torture, however, when the victim does not give in to a torture method, you cut off and eat one of their fingers or toes without chewing. just straight down the hatch.

guy 1: Dude, Hitler was so cruel to the Jews with all of his gas chambers!
guy 2: Their lucky that vorture wasn't involved.
guy 1: Shit, You Right!

by vorture master 69 June 27, 2021