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The act of wrapping your dick in a torn out piece of the bible and then fucking a unholy wench to purify her
Girl: My boyfiend and i Volyst last night. Im a changed woman.
Other Girl: Dam your boyfriend is Strongerly
Volyst by Napolol90 October 21, 2018
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when recieving oral sex from a girl (or guy) you dip your wiener in a packet of fun dip and then have the girl (or guy) lick the fun dip off your wiener.
"yeah, he did the volstad last night"
volstad by mike, tim June 25, 2008
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voldstrategy

To operate a strategy in which was created by the one named Voldst.
Shelly: yo cuh where'd u get tha strategy frum ay m8?
Arthur: foo i got it from thy one n' only Voldst fym cuh

"YOOOOO THAT VOLDSTRATEGY IS FCKIN SICK YO!! WHICH VERSION>???;"
"BRAH HOW U KNOT KNWO ITS LATERALLY THE LATEST ONE!!!!!!!11"
voldstrategy by COPSRULE7383 November 9, 2021

volstein 

Noun: a thing that is inexplicably funny

The word originated from an episode of the TV show Seinfeld in which a character does not find a New Yorker cartoon funny. She confronts the editor of the New Yorker, and he says that it is "volstein."
That joke is volstein, I have no idea why it's funny.
volstein by BackgroundoftheDream October 17, 2013
"Don't put yourself down, you're volusty."
Volusty by Sibiliant Shade October 20, 2018

Volstad Disease

A disease where the person infected is a sad sloppy bitch that cuts themselves every night
DAMN BRO AJ HAS VOLSTAD DISEASE
Volstad Disease by kyratime October 7, 2019
n. one who wears what they wear because they enjoy it, not because it makes them pretty or slutty or punk rawk or what not. the origins of this word were at attempts to bring social class distinctions together and unify things
rachel:why does she wear that it makes her look so weird...
veronica:i heard she was a volist
volist by scott July 25, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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