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Vlasia is someone who laughs at her own jokes and thinks she's funny even tho she's really not. Vlasia is also a greek malakas who loves penny very very much.Shes is pretty, nice (sometimes)and overall the greatest friend you'll ever have <3.
-Omg who is that ???
-Its vlasia the famous greek malakas!!!!!!!!
Vlasia by Softpancakes December 5, 2021
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The coolest, cutest, prettiest, nicest girl anyone will ever meet. She has the best personality and she will never wipe the smile off her face. She is extremely smart and has mediterranean beauty. That is, a beautiful Greek girl. She is athletic and her fun spreads to everyone and any guy would fall in love with her instantly. She is the BEST friend.
Vasia is wonderful and well-loved by whoever she meets.
Vasia by d.i.a. January 17, 2012
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A person of ambiguous ethnicity who looks vaguely Asian.
I'm not sure what Olivia Munn's racial make-up is. She looks "Vasian."
Vasian by Robert Sacamano September 27, 2012
THE COOLEST SHAWTY EVER!! she is mega stunning and will always be there for you. Shes really milf obsessed (she'll get one some day🙄🙄) and the funniest person you'll ever meet<333
oh em gee who is the coolest person you know?

Vasia😼😼💪💪💪
Vasia by Vee<33 August 21, 2021
Vlasta is someone who doesnt give a shit, about anything. Vlasta can be described as rarely arguing individual. (Because they just dont give a fuck.) Usually they are pretty smart and can be actually nice as person but i wouldnt be facing those chances. (Nice Vlasta has around 3% spawn rate.) But if you win the lottery they can make good/decent companion.
Josef: Is Vlasta coming?
Peter: He said he doesnt know but if he shows up it should be pretty funny.
Josef: Why?
Peter: Because his last contact with human race was last week when he accidently turn on his discord.
Vlasta by Zorinko February 2, 2023

Vlasic Penis 

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.
Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
Vlasic Penis by Poyfect September 1, 2018
THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD‼️ my milf obsessed best friend🙄🙄🙄💪💪💪 They're mega cool and very gay looking so they will definitely get a milf🤤
oh em gee is that vasia?

yep she's going after a milf🙄☝️
Vasia by Vee<33 July 29, 2021
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