vlasic 

a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.

"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"

vlasic by butterpecan July 25, 2009

Vlasic 

The process of soaking one's nuts in pickle juice just before oral sex.

Man I really gave her the Vlasic last night.

Vlasic by Mafk22 December 17, 2019

vlasic 

to hang upside down and jerk-off into your mouth.

Franco really knows how to vlasic. Not only did he teach me, we did a double-vlasic on the monkey bars.

vlasic by cLF October 17, 2006

Vlasic Penis 

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.

Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?

Vlasic Penis by Poyfect September 1, 2018

Vlasic Classic

A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.

Vlasic Classic by Poyfect September 2, 2018

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

Vlasic Classic by anongonwild November 9, 2017

Blanka Vlasic

Blanka is a Croatian high jumper and current world champion.
Her personal best jump at 2.07m is also the national record and was set on August 07, 2007.
She was named after Casablanca.

Blanka Vlasic is a great high jumper!

Blanka Vlasic by Nicky. October 18, 2008