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Me: Bruh Vlai broke up with you
Jayson: yep (sob sob)
Me: aww, Im sure you'll find another girl
3 seconds later
Jayson: Meet my new girlfriend Jcheng
Me: I'm still single
Vlai by Furry Balls August 24, 2020
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Vlaids - a Pronoun used to describe the diseases on gets when exposed to the water at Sandvlei. One may experience : loss of weight, bacterial infections, General mankess or have a specific odour for a number of days.
Kevin was exposed to the vlei and developed a bacterial infection. Bob named it Vlaids
Vlaids by SnailLord123 March 28, 2017
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Vlaid • Vlai • vlaicu • Vlaine
a vague feeling of anxiety and self doubt that stems from knowledge of inevitable creative failures. its a feeling you get when you cant seem to figure out a proper way to deal with things and are somewhat resigned to your fate. if you are experiencing vlaine you can call yourself Envlained.
Kaysei Defiance tried to come up with a plan to write a song for a competition but with only an hour left and just a lame riff hes pretty envlained...
Vlaine by -=]{.(.=- VLAiNE April 5, 2009
Very nice and genuine guy that has a really big dick. He is also funny and handsome
Girl 1: Hey have you talked to vlaicu recently?
Girl 2: No but I saw him yesterday and he was so hot, I just wanna get railed by him.
vlaicu by totallynotvl November 21, 2021
bogus, outrageous, happening for no apparent reason
It turns out that the shedding of my left pointer toenail wasn't completely vlaid, its actually a symptom of raynaud's phenomenon.

OR

This class is totally vlaid, it has no relevance in my to my career in dentistry.
Vlaid by Michellay December 20, 2010
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