A religious class of individuals devoted to the sacred art of putting n00bs in their place. A Vitoist must perform their given duty, by following the way of the Great Vito, and performing what ever neccesary to let any individual know that they are indeed, failing.
Luke: HeyJames, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)