A religious class of individuals devoted to the sacred art of putting n00bs in their place. A Vitoist must perform their given duty, by following the way of the Great Vito, and performing what ever neccesary to let any individual know that they are indeed, failing.
Kid: o hi guyz can i plz hev tokenz
Vitoist: Kid, please cease displaying your skills as the survivor of an abortion, and leave. Your failing offends me and my religion of Vitoism.
Luke: Hey James, you wanna join Vitoism?...
James: Cmon Luke, you know i'm not religious
Luke: are you sure? We worship Danny DeVito.
James: SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.