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The most perfect girl to exist 😩 God, her humor and her personality are top tier. She's extremely beautiful, and she might look innocent and charming, but don't fall for it! She's mischievous and likes to get a good laugh out of everything. She's extremely talented and determined. Loyal and friendly. She's athletic and studious. What more can you ask for? Wife her up 💍
(Yes, I wrote it)
You know Visaka?

Of course, who doesn't? I love her.
Visaka by BBB? November 26, 2023
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a person who is pretty, nice, smart, kind, funny, loveable, amazing, cool, and awesome. everyone respects and loves a visala.
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visakan • Visaka • Visakh • visala • Visaya • Vishaka • visagan • visika • Vilakazi • Visaal
the dialect that 40% of Filipinos speak
Most Visayans can speak Tagalog but not many Tagalogs can speak Visayan.
Visayan by Mr Wall June 7, 2007

Visayan Daily Star 

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
Visayan Daily Star by naknumm September 7, 2007

visavachaipan

Last name of the calculus prodigy, Rourke.
Rourke Visavachaipan killed that calculus problem.
visavachaipan by Rourkelover October 13, 2013
Cute, quirky. Containing supernatural genuis.
I met a Vishaka at the library, and her glasses turned me on.
Vishaka by ManCar3 December 21, 2008
A group of islands in the central part of the Philippines, known for its tourist spots, women, and the hospitality of the Visayans (people from the Visayas).
(1) Some of my relatives live in the Visayas region.

(2) Some of the most beautiful tourist spots in the Philippines are located in the Visayas.

(3) The first European tourists to visit the Visayas were Ferdiand Magellan and his clique. (they are conquistadors, btw.) Sadly, most of them were slaughtered in Mactan island because they probably abused the locals' hospitality or the conquistadors were too arrogant or they're just plain undesirables.

(4) Make your own example about "Visayas" since I can't think of other plausible examples.
Visayas by Ian Lopez April 9, 2008
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