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Sexiest man alive with the biggest schlong ever. He'll definitely leave you satisfied and begging for more. Also, fucking hilarious and goofy
Jeff Bezos is cool but he's no Visakan
Visakan by weedgirl69 November 22, 2021
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the dialect that 40% of Filipinos speak
Most Visayans can speak Tagalog but not many Tagalogs can speak Visayan.
Visayan by Mr Wall June 7, 2007

Visayan Daily Star 

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
Visayan Daily Star by naknumm September 7, 2007
A very horny and seductive person.

Always tries to seduce everyone in his sight including both the genders.

Alternate- Homagan (A very gay person).
Steven was a vicious visagan at the party!
Don't be a homagan Steven.
visagan by Mr. Columns April 28, 2022

Viskanta 

A family of incredibly powerful men that totally don’t run the world and have massive dicks
Oh look! The Viskanta’s are out killing and fighting for power again!
Viskanta by Not-a-Viskanta September 23, 2023
"Visagan: An extraordinary individual, embodying unparalleled courage and an unwavering work ethic. This dynamic personality radiates positivity and allure, drawing others in with an inherent charm that is truly captivating. Noteworthy for being both artistic and creative, Visagan effortlessly weaves imagination into every aspect of life. Beyond these qualities, what truly sets Visagan apart is the exceptional ability to forge connections with people from all walks of life, making interactions not just harmonious but enriching. In essence, Visagan is a multifaceted force, blending bravery, creativity, and a magnetic presence that leaves a lasting impact on those fortunate enough to cross paths."
No, wayy you're a Visagan!
Visagan by Higgs_Briggs_lightshift November 24, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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