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Yes ur a cocky bastard I alreadt tol' u
VisOne by BiLLy aka HiLLaRy April 19, 2003
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Pfft is VisOne I already told you. you dont want to know
VisOne by VisOne March 24, 2003
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/vision-ear/ (noun). A human pioneer on a lifelong journey of self discovery to create the best vision and version of themselves.

Visioneers are human explorers who will do what it takes to discover themselves and create the best vision they have for their lives.

They want to become the best humans they can be, which will make the world a better place.

A Visioneer inspires others, and encourages them to join in on this mission of self-discovery so that they can be the best version of themselves.

They observe and listen to themselves and others to truly understand, not to respond.

A Visioneer's Voyage will allow them to create the ultimate vision of their life which will bring them peace, clarity, joy, love and contentment for their entire life.

A Visioneer is a new breed of human that knows the importance of investing in themselves so that they can be the best version of who they truly are.

Visioneers know that if they completely love, accept and are happy within themselves, that others will feel the same way about them.

They follow their heart. They make a positive impact on the world. They use their gifts and honour their calling.

Visioneers love and respect themselves, they exude love and joy and this makes their energy very attractive for others to be around.
"The Visioneer really has her whole life planned out!"
Visioneer by PakMag November 14, 2019
gods gift to stoners.
you are officaily cerified as a stoner when you carry around visine
visine by aidan loves the anal June 27, 2005
shut the fuck up visoe nobody finds your “i ear” memes funny
Visoe by krryzl May 30, 2020
a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.
Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.
Visine by *Puerta* September 28, 2006
To take something that is quite simple and make it the most complex problem on the face of the earth.
"Dude, fixing the bong will be easy, no need to vishney it"
vishney by K.I.S.S. October 26, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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