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Pfft is VisOne I already told you. you dont want to know
VisOne by VisOne March 24, 2003
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/vision-ear/ (noun). A human pioneer on a lifelong journey of self discovery to create the best vision and version of themselves.

Visioneers are human explorers who will do what it takes to discover themselves and create the best vision they have for their lives.

They want to become the best humans they can be, which will make the world a better place.

A Visioneer inspires others, and encourages them to join in on this mission of self-discovery so that they can be the best version of themselves.

They observe and listen to themselves and others to truly understand, not to respond.

A Visioneer's Voyage will allow them to create the ultimate vision of their life which will bring them peace, clarity, joy, love and contentment for their entire life.

A Visioneer is a new breed of human that knows the importance of investing in themselves so that they can be the best version of who they truly are.

Visioneers know that if they completely love, accept and are happy within themselves, that others will feel the same way about them.

They follow their heart. They make a positive impact on the world. They use their gifts and honour their calling.

Visioneers love and respect themselves, they exude love and joy and this makes their energy very attractive for others to be around.
"The Visioneer really has her whole life planned out!"
Visioneer by PakMag November 14, 2019
gods gift to stoners.
you are officaily cerified as a stoner when you carry around visine
visine by aidan loves the anal June 27, 2005
a big idiot
shut the fuck up visoe nobody finds your “i ear” memes funny
Visoe by krryzl May 30, 2020
a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.
Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.
Visine by *Puerta* September 28, 2006
To take something that is quite simple and make it the most complex problem on the face of the earth.
"Dude, fixing the bong will be easy, no need to vishney it"
vishney by K.I.S.S. October 26, 2007
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