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The plural of virus. NOT viri.
My computer is fucking infested with viruses!
viruses by Big Pimp Daddy May 8, 2004

Scanning for Viruses 

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware 

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.
Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.