What any nearby listeners might be driven to from hearing horrendously-poor fiddle-playing.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician (you have to be a good instrument-performer in order to "do well at playing poorly" --- i.e., play said instrument in a humorously-awful way that will make your listeners laugh), and so it's unlikely that any members of his audience would have felt the need to resort to violince.
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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