I was walking past Alex the other day and she started moaning, when I asked her what was wrong she pulled me into the nearest bathroom and asked me to help her before I did I asked her why she was moaning in the hallway and she said that her friend dared her to have a remote controlled vibrator on for the whole day and she had spiked it to highest level. She then proceeded to take the vibrator out and when she did, she managed to squirt all over my shirt. She apologised over me a clean shirt and offered to make it up to me later and as anyone would I agreed.

Vibrator by Ember grace September 16, 2019

Vibrator

Typically a(females) or possibly a males, vibrating sex toy, more specifically a dildo that vibrates as it enters the anal cavity or vaginal passage.

Jake: yeah man i stole my girls vibrator and put it up there, it was amazing!!
Brad: i'm leaving now

Vibrator by Whiteteacher November 10, 2015

milwaukee vibrator

A Harley Davidson brand motorcycle is known as a milwaukee vibrator because a harley tends to shake/vibrate while running. Harley Davidson began and is headquartered in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Jane rode her milwaukee vibrator around the block and nearly had an orgasm.

milwaukee vibrator by Twin Cam February 11, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026