Vexill 

a minecraft potpvp youtuber who’s sole purpose is to beat ZIBLACKINGGG.

guy: bro have you seen vexill vs ZIBLACKINGGG?
guy 2: yea dude ZIBLACKINGGG got destroyed

Vexill by PvpDocumentor January 20, 2021

Vexillosexual 

adjective
adjective: Vexillosexual

1.

sexually attracted to Flags.

involving or characterized by sexual attraction between Flags and persons.

"Vexillosexual desire"

noun
noun: Vexillosexual; plural noun: Vexillosexuals

1.

a person who is sexually attracted to Flags.

synonyms: gay, lesbian, gay person, lesbigay; More

Saw the flag of Old South Africanised North America, feeling very Vexillosexual

Vexillosexual by FlagFucker June 12, 2018

vexilloillogical 

practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.

honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?

damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!

vexilloillogical by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Vegilligan 

(ve-gil-li-gan) a person who claims to be vegan but rarely eats fruits or vegetables. Most of their meals come from a box marked with a V.

“Do you know Brooke only eats Oreo cookies?” “Yeah, she’s a Vegilligan....”

Vegilligan by Chibbity August 9, 2020

vexillology 

An obscure and unfeasibly specific fetish, which involves using ones national flag for masturbatory purposes.

The vexillologist wraps the flag around his 'old chap' and uses it to mop up his mess afterwards.

He says he is a nationalist but I think that is just a cover for his vexillology.

vexillology by Benny June 23, 2004

maximus desperadius verillias 

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

maximus desperadius verillias by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

Vexillosexual 

Someone who feels a sexual attraction towards flags.

I recently came out to my parents as vexillosexual.

Vexillosexual by edec1999 June 12, 2018