Vesus 

Same as Jesus, but in female form. It is the combination of the two terms "Venus" (from Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus) and "Jesus".

There is only one thing Jesus truly fears... Vesus.

Vesus by aliaz July 19, 2011

Vesuvio Special 

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter

Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special

Vesuvio Special by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Verushka

Verushka is very kind, brave and empathetic. She stands up for people even if it means putting herself a risk. Always gives never takes. Amazing soul which is companied by her great appence. She is the most gorgeous person you will meet but she doesn't know it. Though she is insure and scared but she doesn't show. There smile will turn you life upside down. They are also the most truth worthy, realiable and funniest people you will meet. You have to find yourself a Verushka because she will make you the happiest you have ever been.

Verushka is amazing

Verushka by jamesclarck August 11, 2018

Venus 

Venus is a very beautiful person. She’s kind and is sometimes emotional. She cares about other and she likes to buy stuff to people. She has been through pain and has a bit of trust issues. She likes to hang around with her friends and family. She likes to sing, listen to music, draw and be creative. She sometimes play video games and she has a huge crush on a guy. She will fight for what she wants. She’s independent and strong and is athletic. She is hot and cute. Both at the same time. A very kind person to have around in your life. She will always be there for you no matter what.

If you get insulted by someone she will back you up. Her name is the goddess of love and beauty. She can make anyone fall in love with her.

We all need a Venus in our life!

Boy 1: Wow Venus waved at me!!! I think im inlove!!
Boy 2: She is very beautiful.

Venus by crazygirluwu February 17, 2020

venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.

venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018