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when one does not wish to place his or her ass on a toilet seat, resulting in the dump being taken several inches above the toilet seat while standing. surprisingly difficult.
dude, that toilet seat is gross!

i hit that shit with the vertidump.
by J.Karo July 08, 2010
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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