Vertici 

One Vertici is 18.9 years.

The average lifespan of a human is 3.7 verticis

Vertici by WelpThisIsAName November 3, 2021

Verticulous 

Adjective, a person who is controlling, monotone and humourless. A stickler for the rules, one who somehow overrules everyone and is extremely powerful and intimidating to all around them. Fair and just, they won't settle without a fight.

"wow Holt is so verticulous!"

Verticulous by lennøx April 13, 2020

Lil Uzi Vertical 

When you try to type Lil Uzi Vert into any Apple device, but autocorrect changes Vert to vertical

Yo, I hate autocorrect, it made me google Lil Uzi Vertical instead of Lil Uzi Vert.

Lil Uzi Vertical by PostToBe76 March 22, 2017

vertical fish 

A dance that incorporates the core and challenges your balance. With your hands by your side, knees slightly bent, eyes wide open, you move your body in a wave motion side to side as if a fish is swimming. Move your head to the beat of the music and approach your soon to be mate. Get as close as you can and soon she will be vertical fishing right along with you.

I'm gonna vertical fish all night.

or

I wasn't going to dance with him but then he vertical fished me and I was caught drowning in his charm.

or

I was going to moon walk over to her but then I said fuck that noise and vertical fished her.

vertical fish by Sebastian123 October 12, 2009

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Vertical video syndrome 

An affliction of those that record video using an upright mobile phone - as if taking a portrait photograph. My left eye is not in the centre of my forehead, my right eye is not on the tip of my nose.

This evening, I will rotate my TV by 90 degrees to enjoy the YouTube spectacle of Jimmy Somerville spontaneously joining a busker who happened to be singing Hometown Boy recorded by someone with vertical video syndrome.

Vertical video syndrome by PedantPedantPedant November 6, 2013

Verticality

Gregg Berhalter’s American Soccer System which will tactically revolutionize the US Mens National Team in CONCACAF.

“What is verticality?”
“I don’t know, but Paul Arriola brings it”

Verticality by Calashuayi October 9, 2021