Veritable 

From the Latin word "veritas" meaning "truth", it means "literally", indicating that the statement qualified by the adjective is in no way an exaggeration.

Me: I have a veritable plethora of girlfriends!
My lackey: For sooth!

Veritable by trvsc3 November 15, 2005

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE 

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE by weave September 7, 2003

Veritable Mack Daddy 

One who is the daddy of all macks, veritably.

All the girls seem to want to be around you, you most certainly are the veritable mack daddy.

Veritable Mack Daddy by PseudoA Friend September 1, 2010

vegatable 

One who is incapable of movement

Trent is a vegatable

vegatable by John1424 January 26, 2017

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

Windows variables by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen mixed vegetable cocks by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016