The act of inserting one's thumb into a females anus, and inserting the index and middle finger into the vagina, usually resulting in large amounts of random gibberish and uncoordinated movement from the receiver.
by baumer84 February 10, 2007
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Get the ventriloquist mug.Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.
by High AF September 27, 2015
Get the Ventriloquist Teeth mug.Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011
Get the Ventriloquist Discharge mug.A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012
Get the ventriloquist fart mug.The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
Get the Ventriloquist surprise mug.a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.
(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006
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